> I touched Dr Heathen Scum's tool

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wolf1
#1 2001-09-11 07:54:00

I touched Dr Heathen Scum's tool

he can fold it up and put it in his pocket, too!

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portal drudge
#2 2001-09-11 07:54:00

Re: I touched Dr Heathen Scum's tool

So did Gozer. And Marty. In fact, I think everyone did.

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Troll Fighter
#3 2001-09-11 07:56:00

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So, did Marty beat up Wolf1?

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spill the flooz
#4 2001-09-11 07:56:00

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so who all was there tonight?

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wolf1
#5 2001-09-11 07:56:00

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portal drudge wrote:

So did Gozer. And Marty. In fact, I think everyone did.

He' s such a slut!

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Octopus
#6 2001-09-11 08:00:00

Re: I touched Dr Heathen Scum's tool

Did his cheese gun go off?

Mine squirts guacamole. Am I fuqed?

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wolf1
#7 2001-09-11 08:04:00

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Octopus wrote:

Did his cheese gun go off?

Mine squirts guacamole. Am I fuqed?

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portal drudge
#8 2001-09-11 08:05:00

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Octopus wrote:

Mine squirts guacamole. Am I fuqed?

Probably, but that's OK. We love you anyway.

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Octopus
#9 2001-09-11 08:06:00

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wolf1 wrote:

I want a second opinion...

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fartface
#10 2001-09-11 08:06:00

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And *raven* fondled it, right in front of her fiancee LastExit. It was tense there for a moment, folks.

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Octopus
#11 2001-09-11 08:07:00

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portal drudge wrote:

Probably, but that's OK. We love you anyway.

Thank You Black Portal!

BTW, I tried to squeeze into raven's luggage, but wouldn't fit. She had twelve pairs of shoes in there and I could only break so many ribs from those heels before I quit.

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Dr Heathen Scum
#12 2001-09-11 08:08:00

Re: I touched Dr Heathen Scum's tool

I feel dirty.

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detlef
#13 2001-09-11 08:14:00

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Dr Heathen Scum wrote:

I feel dirty.

You should be turned on that so many want to touch your tool! And apparently have already done so!

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fartface
#14 2001-09-11 08:14:00

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Dr Heathen Scum wrote:

I feel dirty.

well, you're the one who pulled it out, honey.

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portal drudge
#15 2001-09-11 08:15:00

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He pulled it out and put it through its paces right there in the restaurant.

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*raven*
#16 2001-09-11 08:16:00

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Dr Heathen Scum wrote:

I feel dirty.

you're the one carrying around dikes and strippers in your pants, sweetie. have you given any thought to being our best man?

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fartface
#17 2001-09-11 08:16:00

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portal drudge wrote:

He pulled it out and put it through its paces right there in the restaurant.

Right before they kicked us out. All of us. Tainted by association, I'd say.

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Octopus
#18 2001-09-11 08:16:00

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portal drudge wrote:

He pulled it out and put it through its paces right there in the restaurant.

Can he screw things with it?

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portal drudge
#19 2001-09-11 08:17:00

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Octopus wrote:

Can he screw things with it?

Yes. Several different ways.

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wolf1
#20 2001-09-11 08:17:00

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Octopus wrote:

BTW, I tried to squeeze into raven's luggage, but wouldn't fit. She had twelve pairs of shoes in there and I could only break so many ribs from those heels before I quit.

NO SHYT!

Almost threw my back out (again) trying to lift that "anvil" up the stairs!

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detlef
#21 2001-09-11 08:17:00

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Octopus wrote:

Did his cheese gun go off?

Mine squirts guacamole. Am I fuqed?

Mmmm, I love guacomole!

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Octopus
#22 2001-09-11 08:19:00

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detlef wrote:


Mmmm, I love guacomole!

And what do you get when you mix in marshmellows...?

GUACAMELLOW! YEAH BABY!

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Dr Heathen Scum
#23 2001-09-11 08:21:00

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fartface wrote:

Right before they kicked us out. All of us. Tainted by association, I'd say.

Sorry for getting us ejected from the establishment.

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Ass Stylist
#24 2001-09-11 08:21:00

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detlef wrote:


Mmmm, I love guacomole!

Show him your new ass Det, it will drive him wild.

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detlef
#25 2001-09-11 08:31:00

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Octopus wrote:

And what do you get when you mix in marshmellows...?

GUACAMELLOW! YEAH BABY!

Sounds delish! Can I have some?
Have you seen my new Ass? Ass Stylist did wonders for me!

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